I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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