Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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