Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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