So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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