my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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