Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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