But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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