real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pappa wants mamma naked
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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