I am puke
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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