you win again, gameday.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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