i just google imaged poop.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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