Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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