We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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