you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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