well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm always down for nudity.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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