he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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