it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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