Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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