it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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