On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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