So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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