Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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