that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I could fuck to npr.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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