i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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