It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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