Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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