Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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