ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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