Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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