I smell stomach acid.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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