What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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