i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
