i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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