Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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