she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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