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wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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