just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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