Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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