That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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