I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Pooping to opera.
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