I got chris browned last night
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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