We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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