never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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