I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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