do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
