its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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