Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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