I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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