So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She told me I should be a condom model.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
