Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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