All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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