i don't plan on having that self control this summer
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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