Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
