i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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