You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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