Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I love you. Go after that dick
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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